Welcome to Snippets, this area of Garv, is made out to the silly headings, news stories or things that people have said in the print media, I have looked through numorous papers and found the ones that I have thought to be the best and put them onto this site for your reading pleasure.

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After a few people questioned if I would accept any Snippets from people over the internet the answer is a big yes, I will gladly accept Snippets from any paper as long as it is written in English, just scan them in and send them to garv@garv.net or write to me for my postal address if you do not have a scanner.
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